Your pet. Professionally reviewed.
Put your pet on the payroll.
Send a photo, name, and three questionable workplace habits. We’ll turn them into a personalized, printable employee evaluation worth framing—or sharing with the group chat.
Digital download from $15 · No subscription
The Pawformance promise
Honest by design.
Made from your details
Every review uses your pet’s real name, photo, and unique habits—not generic filler.
A clear digital deliverable
You receive a high-resolution printable file. No physical frame or surprise shipping fee.
Funny, never mean
The writing celebrates the chaos that makes your pet lovable, with a polished workplace-review twist.
From pet to personnel file
Three inputs. One very official verdict.
Pawformance combines portrait treatment and original copy into a keepsake for cat people, dog people, and anyone buying for them.
- 01
Submit the evidence
Upload a clear pet photo, their name, and three habits—such as punctuality around dinner or disregard for personal space.
- 02
We assign the role
Their quirks become a job title, performance categories, and a bespoke review with crisp, workplace-inspired humor.
- 03
Download and display
Print it for the wall, include it in a gift, or post the reveal. Sharing is encouraged; internet fame is not promised.
Launch package
The Individual Review
A personalized employee evaluation starring one cat or dog, prepared as a high-resolution digital download.
- Custom portrait layout
- Original performance-review copy
- Printable high-resolution file
- One pet per review
Test price
$15
One-time purchase
Next review cycle
HR would like a word with your pet.
Bring the photo and the habits. Pawformance will handle the title, evaluation, and final verdict.